Eureka 5x10 - “Honeymooners”. Feels and moments
Ok, Eureka, why are you doing this to me, huh? I mean, I know you were not going to be canceled when you started this, but OMG, why?!!
So, first things first:
Carter, that is not a honeymoon/vacation spot -not by any stretch of the imagination. I mean, Jesus, man! I’m not even a resort person (or a spa person, or a cruise person), but I’m still with Allison here. Computers, technology, portable cabanas…these are good things. Seriously. That thing you call a cabin looks a lot like punishment. Inquisition-style punishment *hugs civilization*
And yet, just when I’m about to kick Carter in the rear for his glorious ideas, he busts out those rings, and they’re perfect, and I go all gooey inside. Because, you may not know this, but even those of us who don’t like weddings/don’t wanna get married, understand the difficulty of finding a man who will get the right jewerly, let alone a ring that actually fits you (down to the the millimeter). Like, that shit is precious, ok?
Fargo, you’re killing me. No, but really, stop doing that. My heart, it hurts. If five seasons ago someone had said to me that I’d be shipping Fargo with anyone never mind feeling so desperate for the sake of his poor little heart, and loving him so, I would have had a stroke from the brain shock. He so got on my nerves, it wasn’t even funny. And now…? My BB!!
“Spies?! I mean, Vincepresso?” Haha, Vincent, gossip extraordinaire. I guess some things never change, even in new, alternate timelines.
Now Jack: I appreciate that you’re trying to leave a lasting impression on your marriage and impress the woman who married you, but dude? If said woman, who happens to have an IQ of one-hundred-and-too-much decided to wed you, it wasn’t ‘cause you’re pretty (I mean, you are, and ridiculously so, but that’s beside the point). So relax bb. ‘Cause you’re making me wanna reach through the screen and smack you a bit. Also, that cabin-thing doesn’t need remodeling. It needs to be torn down. That’s not safe for human (or animal) consumption, I’m sorry to say.
That said, I do see how this ties into the theme they’ve been developing all season, about suitability and faith, and how our choices are either defined by what logic/fate (like in the matrix) or by what we’re willing to work for (like in the real world).
And because it must be done:
OMGSHOW!! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?! WHYYYYY MUST YOU ALWAYS BREAK MY HENRY!??!!! HENRYYY!!!! *holds him*
Also, obligatory shallow moment: That wedding band on Allison really is absurdly pretty. See? Jack gets everything right when he’s not trying so hard.
The Fargo/Zane bromance is killing me:
-Fargo (re: Holly): She’s slipping away
-Zane: Not if I can help it.
And they’re not even from the same timeline! So many feels, y’all!
Again: OMG, why my HENRY!?! WHYYYY??!
-“The second coming of Holly Marten, or is it the third? No, that sounds pretentious, and borderline offensive”. LOL! I love you Holly, nevermind the haters.
Ally, you manage to surprise me all the time. Which brings me to the fact that the CarterXAllison ship is going to leave a huge blank in my heart, y’all. It is EPIC, ok? And I’m also not listening the haters.