Hello, ladies, look at your Sherlock Holmes adaptation, now back to Elementary, now back at your Sherlock Holmes adaptation, now back to Elementary. Sadly, it isn’t Elementary, but if it stopped using sexism, racism and female stereotypes and switched to diversity and realistic portrayals, it could pretend it’s Elementary. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with characters, their development and plot lines which are all genuine, authentic and delightful. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s slyly placed references to that original canon you love. Look again, the reference is now a trans*woman. Anything is possible when your Sherlock Holmes adaptation actually dares to take the step into an accurate modern society and doesn’t get stuck in the heads of egomaniacs. I am a tortoise.