Q: Which super-heroes/villains would give out which candies to trick-or-treaters? — dino_rider

A: Reed Richards gives kids dental floss and travel-sized toothbrushes, but Ben and Johnny hand out S’mores as the kids leave the Baxter Building.

Dr. Doom gives out “Doomapples,” Latverian Granny Smiths dipped in homemade caramel with candy-corn eyes, noses and smiles stuck on. Unfortunately, nobody ever comes to get them because his driveway is actually a treacherous mountain path lined with killer robots. Doom hates Halloween.

Superman makes Rice Krispie Treats with a touch of cinnamon sugar. Ma’s recipe.

Spider-Man gives out full-sized candy bars, just like Uncle Ben used to, even though he has to hock his microscope to buy ‘em. He also says “Fun-sized? What’s ‘fun’ about less candy?” at least eight times every Halloween.

Catwoman? Licorice whips.

Iron Man used to go for those fancy handmade chocolates with the delicious rum centers, but these days he just leaves a bucket of cell phones on the front porch with a “TAKE ONE” sign stuck in there.

The Joker gives out razor blades with tiny apples stuck in the middle.

Wolverine hands out Pocky.

Thor has been reprimanded on several occasions for offering children flagons of mead and whole roast turkeys.

Professor X gives out those terrible little orange and black things, but when you eat them, he goes into your mind and makes them taste like Ferrero Rocher.

Batman straight up cuts you a check for $600. And Alfred drives you home.